tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81153364657018521712023-11-15T08:11:03.269-08:00The Digital MessiahThe Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-37456768626976676782010-02-12T07:25:00.000-08:002010-02-12T07:28:32.901-08:00Your Culchie, Your Call!!!<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxZ5b2aiFLoCydqy4gKF4MMbiHVhxNsT-NZEAXlfR6PoOWdPVjQeQQEJHRFxkJDLxZeVAS83N8kutIc01vp3w' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-23055930100883822672010-02-11T14:28:00.000-08:002010-02-11T14:38:15.121-08:00<OBJECT id=BLOG_video-22b4fa6c3a8ee1fa class=BLOG_video_class width=320 height=266 contentId="22b4fa6c3a8ee1fa"></OBJECT>The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-87396868749322443882010-02-11T14:27:00.000-08:002010-02-11T14:28:10.301-08:00Eoin: Is Edel here?<br />John: no she’s in meeting, is there something I can help with?<br />Eoin: no I just need a word with her.<br />John: is it a personal matter?<br />Eoin: no its nothing really.<br />John: Are you sure? Is it sexual?<br />Eoin: NO!!, what?<br />John: is it anal seepage? You can talk to me about thatThe Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-26143818425244724422010-02-11T14:12:00.006-08:002010-02-11T14:13:02.415-08:00I went on a blind date once…. I was sober too, she looked like her head had been set on fire and put out with a spade'!!The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-8410006260638797862010-02-11T14:12:00.005-08:002010-02-12T01:13:21.232-08:00bxxd na mxxa client suggested they wanted to do a green schools initiative. John - what?! You're a fossil fuels company, that's like a paedophile giving sweets to children!The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-9751243730206835842010-02-11T14:12:00.003-08:002010-02-11T14:12:39.522-08:00Jimi looks at the ultrasound of Noah for the first time and John says whats that? Jimi - that's my child, John - I thought you were gay?!The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-33435202468748783522010-02-11T14:12:00.001-08:002010-02-11T14:12:31.964-08:00I'm 16 stone, 2 stone for my head alone'!The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-78510977782989101302010-02-11T14:11:00.006-08:002010-02-11T14:12:10.017-08:00Lottery meeting: client wants to add the same image again - John: 'It's like if you were wearing plaid trousers and a plaid hat… ya can't wear a plaid shirt'….. Client wants to put the image somewhere else, John: 'Now your adding plaid shoes'!!!The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-16322775068356375552010-02-11T14:11:00.005-08:002010-02-11T14:11:54.140-08:00'He is just retarded, he'..... 'So, then the horse walks into the bar, says to the barman'The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-22745966140370558512010-02-11T14:11:00.003-08:002010-02-11T14:11:23.349-08:00He's got one gene less than anyone else… he's a SPAZOTARRRRRRD!!!The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-19259848779076605492010-02-11T14:11:00.001-08:002010-02-11T14:11:03.543-08:00We are just screwing that woman'!The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-3013305629734817652010-02-11T14:10:00.003-08:002010-02-12T01:17:55.560-08:00Brand new client, first ever meeting. He sees a picture of a red Axdi R8 and goes 'That car is just sex, that's get on me now SEX'!The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-66802714839031269142010-02-11T14:10:00.001-08:002010-02-11T14:10:18.862-08:00Email to an event organiser: 'We will sign off today on €1,000 for 10 delegates. It’s the recession and that’s all we have. I have also advertised you on our site and you got 1,289 hits Got to be worth something' (tickets cost €375 each!)The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-86830710930942332552010-02-11T14:09:00.004-08:002010-02-11T14:10:02.205-08:00That's good, someone write it down.... and crumple it up and throw it in the bin The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-86414839227969984092010-02-11T14:09:00.003-08:002010-02-12T01:17:32.419-08:00We could do an App for Inxxxxx (youth suicide prevention charity)…..how about hang man?The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8115336465701852171.post-51484701336583138292010-02-11T13:57:00.001-08:002010-02-11T13:57:41.425-08:00Jim: John, I’m dying here I don’t think I’m going to be able to make it in<br /><br />John: So are you hungover or just being a softcock?The Digital Messiahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18201687522168379993noreply@blogger.com0