Eoin: Is Edel here? John: no she’s in meeting, is there something I can help with? Eoin: no I just need a word with her. John: is it a personal matter? Eoin: no its nothing really. John: Are you sure? Is it sexual? Eoin: NO!!, what? John: is it anal seepage? You can talk to me about that
Lottery meeting: client wants to add the same image again - John: 'It's like if you were wearing plaid trousers and a plaid hat… ya can't wear a plaid shirt'….. Client wants to put the image somewhere else, John: 'Now your adding plaid shoes'!!!
Email to an event organiser: 'We will sign off today on €1,000 for 10 delegates. It’s the recession and that’s all we have. I have also advertised you on our site and you got 1,289 hits Got to be worth something' (tickets cost €375 each!)